- RT @alanwardle: Don't get me wrong... I love girls but girls are fucking stupid! (Here here! And that is coming from a 'girl') #
- #lastfm #love Last Caress by Misfits http://bit.ly/ppPyL #
- My Father is trying to poison me. I was just presented a quiche for dinner – with a bug baked into the top of it!!! #
- RT @inspiredm: Web Design Trend Hunting - Fluid Grid Layout: 10+ Outstanding Examples & 1 Tutorial http://bit.ly/4mOS6C #
- LittleSnapper is awesome... #
- If only I had got over my teenage crush on Johnny Knoxville, I doubt I'd be watching Dukes of Hazzard and suffering Sean Twatface Scott... #
- Dear George Lamb, please get the frick off my television. Kind regards, Jo. #
- Whoever thought up the concept of "clusters" in cereal was genius and deserves a pat on the back. #